Though last week’s was confusingly called episode number 97, this week’s FBC offering is actually number 96 in our catalogue. We crown Greg the 2017-8 champion, discuss (and contest) the need for a ‘pasillo’, before looking ahead to a week of fixtures that could see us waltz off with a healthy profit into the summer sunshine. Yeah, right.

Other Business:

• Explicit content saved for the completists.
• Live footage of Greg’s championship celebrations:

This week Nathan joins the already relegated teams in drowning his sorrows, we ponder the lack of unity on merseyside and discuss the floodlights of the Riazor

A good week for first touches, a bad week for karaokes. This week, we discuss Justin’s Sunday League return, consider which teams are already on the hotel wi-fi, and bicker over the runners-and-riders for our ‘Worst Bet of the Year’ award. Plus (or minus?) Greg’s phone-in from Mexico, all on this week’s Football Bet Club podcast.

Who’s that there? Is that him? Yeah, Johnno’s back! The lads mull over another sole win week for Johnno in amongst Nathan and Justin’s newly formed Championship Manager 01/02 games.